Thank you for getting in touch with me. This was a wonderful way to begin the day. Everyone should hear from one of their favorite dogs. And what a wonderful dog you are – you are intelligent, empathetic, and inquisitive. You love your owners and they love you. In fact, if you have not yet figured it out, everyone around you loves you to pieces. I kept telling your two moms that someday you are going to be a great dog – and I meant it.
I have the addresses of a few monasteries in hand, so keep that in mind when you rip up puppy manuals or chew on computer cords. Remember, the floors are cold and the parchment will stick between your teeth. And you would only be fed once a day.
Counter surfing – oh oh; this is a really bad habit that you must abandon, immediately. This will fail to endear you to owners. In part this because this will inconvenience them, that is having to put butter containers on the mantle.
Yes, I am home now. We have a lot going on here, just like at your place. I only have four ponies, all the size of Gabby or smaller. Today I put the goat in with the ponies because the veterinarian was here and I didn’t want to go back up to the cabin. All chased Ranger